officialdogblog: finding clothes you really love in a store and looking at the price tag
superwholocks-bitch: so my nan was spouting some crap about how gay people aren’t really people because of what it says in the bible so I said “you think the only people who are people, are the people who look and think like you but if you walked the footsteps of a stranger, you’ll learn things you never knew” and she shut the fuck up she had no idea I was quoting a song from Pocahontas
jankyass: Good news everyone, we all still have as many Grammys as Katy does
a-whitegirl: what if lindsay lohan and jamie lee curtis never switched back after freaky friday and its jamie lee curtis getting drunk in public and lindsay lohan is sitting around eating activia
blackout3890: thefluffypotato: tltty: its 2012 can everyone stop quoting learn to quote mean girls I fixed it ^
My ideal foreplay:
Me: Play you in smash bros for it.
Him: Whoever loses bottoms.
patronustrip: kairicoollikethedoctor: dewdrops-on-roses: zombieboyj: teen pregnancy is more acceptable than being gay and that’s really sad WHAT IF NEW SHOW ON MTV 16 AND GAY There’s already a show about that. It’s called Glee. amen
Gaga's "Perfume Launch":
Gaga: sleeps inside a bottle
Gaga: allows people to hold her hand
Gaga: wakes up
Gaga: pees into a bucket
Gaga: sprays perfume into her vajayjay
Gaga: strips down
Gaga: shaves her head a little more
Gaga: gets high
Gaga: instagrams like crazy
Gaga: gets a new tattoo
Gaga: ends livestream
Little Monsters: WHAT?! IS THAT IT?!
chongthenomad: so my little sister heard the ice cream truck and tried to grab her money and run after it but she couldn’t catch up so now she’s just kinda lying there on the street
privilegedblackgirl: privilegedblackgirl: there was this black girl in school wearing a tiara i asked for a picture and she said ‘anything for the people’
elizabitchtaylor: Yes, I support traditional marriage. A union between one middle-aged man and a 13-year-old girl for a dowry of eighteen cows.
pawsupgagalove: VMA 2010 with Gaga: 11.4 milion VMA 2011 with Gaga: 12.5 milion VMA 2012 without Gaga: 6.4 milion, the least amount of viewers since 2006.